About the Distracted Hermit

"I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody."

Hawkeye Pierce, M.A.S.H.


The Distracted Hermit is a former U.S. Navy sailor, linguist, speculative fiction author, and martini aficionado who believes that a classic gin martini is the only martini. Having squandered away a culinary school education, this wastrel now works for a tech company and freelances as a descriptive linguist in the beauty of coastal Rhode Island.